thats\ what\ she\ said

thats\ what\ she\ said
1. (thats what she said) (1505↑, 218↓)
A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke

DUDE\< hurry up and eat that sub chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once thats what she said\!

2. (thats what she said) (1116↑, 357↓)
"thats what she said" is a fun way to work sex into any conversation. heres how: "she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said.

innocentgirl: and leave my mother out of this phote: thats what she said innocentgirl: that's what who said? phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check urbandictionary.com innocentgirl: still not gettin it phote: ok so for example: phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters. innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated... innocentgirl: lol innocentgirl: wait innocentgirl: that's what she said, right? phote: i think you've got it... innocentgirl: did she say that, too? phote: haha yes innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right? phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun.

3. (thats what she said) (574↑, 163↓)
A juvenille yet amusing response to a sexually suggestive statement.

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit. (students): Thats what she said\!

4. (thats what she said) (413↑, 94↓)
I don't know who "she" is but "she" is a dirty whore.

Mailman: "Where do you want the mail?" Victim: "Stick it in there." Mailman: "Thats what she said\!"

5. (thats what she said) (314↑, 74↓)
making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.

two guys talking about getting off the freeway: "dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off" "thats what she said" or, another scenario: "slow down it wont fit\!" "thats what she said"

6. (thats what she said) (194↑, 52↓)
to make something innocent sound sexual

boy: my toe is hanging out of my shoe boy \#2 well put it back in boy: thats what she said

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7. (thats what she said) (68↑, 13↓)
Twisting an innocent statement or question into some sort of sexual innuendo by adding the phrase " That's What She Said."

Teacher: Johnny, I think I'll call on you again because you were so good the first time\! Student: Thats what she said. AimSn1: Dude I can't really talk right now. AimSn2: Why?? AimSn1: Because I have like Ten People going right now... AimSn2: That's what she said. Teacher: ... I can't believe that happened, but since we're on the subject, is there anything else big? Student: That's what she said.

8. (thats what she said) (86↑, 33↓)
A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase. *In context with homework* "Tomorro i'll make it hard\!" -Teacher "No sir, don't make it hard\!" -Class "No I will, hard is good\!" -Teacher "No sir, not hard\! Big is good\!" -Class "That's what she said\!"-Cool guy at the back -"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench." -"That's what she said\!" -"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth\!" -"That's what she said\!\!" -"Im pregnant..." -"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..." More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

*In context with homework* "Tomorro i'll make it hard\!" -Teacher "No sir, don't make it hard\!" -Class "No I will, hard is good\!" -Teacher "No sir, not hard\! Big is good\!" -Class "Thats what she said\!"-Cool guy at the back -"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench." -"Thats what she said\!" -"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth\!" -"Thats what she said\!\!" -"Im pregnant..." -"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..." More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

9. (thats what she said) (103↑, 52↓)
a funny group of words that you put on to another sentence to make it sound funny. this "suffix" as you may call it leaves many people dieing of laughter. it is refferring to a girl that you supposedly had [sex] with and it is implying that she said a certain thing while having [sexual intercorse].

boy:(jumping on air bed his friend:be careful or you'll pop it\! boy: THATS WHAT SHE SAID\!\!\! innocent girl(who has iphone)(playing with 8125) i dont like yours its to big\! boy: thats what she said

10. (thats what she said) (61↑, 25↓)
perhaps the most amusing thing in the world when said by a female.

dude: the problem with these phones is that they dont reach to both the ear and the mouth at the same time chick: then get a longer phone dude: i dont like long ones chick: thats what she said everyone else in room: wtf???

11. (thats what she said) (43↑, 12↓)
a phrase making an unsexual statement, sexual.

teacher: the pharaohs name was Sekhemkau Shepseskare Isi student1= wow, thats a mouthful\! student2= thats what she said\!\!

12. (thats what she said) (24↑, 4↓)
a joke used after someone says something that can be taken as a sexual innuendo

guy 1: dude check this out (spits a loogi) guy 2: that was weak\! guy 1: it felt bigger in my mouth guy 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

13. (thats what she said) (19↑, 3↓)
a [sexual] [inuendo], if something can be said in the [bedroom] but is said in an everyday [conversation] you can say thats what she said

"it wont fit" "thats what she said\!" "its too hard" "thats what she said\!" "just [shove it] in there" "THATS WHAT SHE SAID\!" "Stop It\!" "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" *THWACK* "ow that hurt" "thats what she said"

14. (thats what she said) (19↑, 6↓)
You’ve probably been in many situations where you could have used a TWSS. The key to a good TWSS joke is the unknowing setup. All it takes is one person meaning to say something completely innocent while the immature minded listener picks up on an underlying sexual connotation\!

About: being able to draw when i was a kid I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck. - Thats what she said (Think dirty\! this could mean drawing or talking about hand jobs and blow jobs\!) See lots more at http://www.shesaidit.ca

15. (Thats what she said) (8↑, 0↓)
A sexual joke made when something says something not meant to be sexual

Fuck you got me so wet\! Thats what she said Or Damn that shit is hard Thats what she said

16. (thats what she said) (84↑, 78↓)
A sentence that can be said after your friends say something that could possibley be turned into something sexual...

Person1: hey here, can you hold my ice cream for a while. Person2: ya sure, (person 1 hands person 2 the icecream) person2: o shit this is really slippery person1: thats what she said... what person 1 is refering to is a girl that would say that during sex...hes pretending that when he was having sex a girl said, that his penis is slippery... this can be used in anything...

17. (thats what she said) (8↑, 3↓)
when you say something and someone else interperates it in a perverted way, they say [thats what she said].

"hang on im almost done" "thats what she said"

18. (Thats what she said) (3↑, 0↓)
Something dirty that a female might say during sex

Example 1: after larry let the pizza lay out and it became stale. billy: arrrgh its so hard Johnny: Thats what she said Example 2: Joe and Trenton were eating ice cream. Joe: mmmmm this tastes sooo good Trenton: Thats what she said Example 3: Jack and Nick Were at a party last night. Jack: last night was the best, it was so fun. Nick: thats what she said Example 4: Adam and Tyler were waiting in a line that was hardly moving at all. Tyler: FASTER\!\!\!\! Adam: Thats what she said

19. (Thats what she said) (3↑, 0↓)
A funny joke to put sex in to some sentences.

Xavier: Ok lets play black ops\! Tom: I cant wait\! Xavier: Put it in already, your taking too long\! Tom: Thats what she said.

20. (Thats what she said) (12↑, 9↓)
A phrase said after something completely normal to make it sound sexual.

(TV Commercial for excercise equiptment) : Do you like it hard? (Boy \# 1) : Thats what she said \! (Boy \# 2) : What are you talking about? (Boy \# 1) : If you say 'Thats what she said' after someting to make it sound sexual, it's funny. (Boy \# 2) : Oh okay, I get it.

21. (thats what she said) (12↑, 10↓)
An over used joke that was funny the first three times it was used, for evermore that mark of a person (typically male) desperate for pussy and so horny they can't think strait to come of with a legitimate witty retort/joke. See "thats gay"

Robert: Man last night was fun Mike: Thats what she said\! Robert:...no, just, no.

22. (Thats what she said) (1↑, 1↓)
its what you say when someone says something not intended to be of a sexual nature but could be interpreted in a different way like a euphemism

guy: do you like pork victim: only when my mum does it in a special way guy: Thats what she said

23. (thats what she said) (6↑, 7↓)
saying a joke to some person who said somehting [sex- related]

[Edward Cullen]- im going to italy bella swon- im coming\! me- THATS WHAT SHE SAID [BITCH]\! some guy-aww u got some in my eye me- THATS WHAT SHE SAID\!\!\!\!\!

24. (thats what she said) (17↑, 20↓)
when someone says an inuendo you say thats what she said

person 1- holy shit thats mad big me- thats what she said

25. (thats what she said) (22↑, 26↓)
a sexual innuendo funny

it is too big. thats what she said

26. (thats what she said) (27↑, 31↓)
a phrase invented by god himself a phrase which makes triple science class fun a phrase which makes you look like the alpha male a phrase which can be used anywhere...............

harmless girl attempts to open a door with the wrong key. harmless girl: dam it wont fit in its too big. cool guy: thats what she said..oh ya harmless girl: "sigh"

27. (Thats What She Said) (1↑, 8↓)
A phrase used when refering to a, hopefully, random joke

Thats what she said

28. (thats what she said) (63↑, 76↓)
Funny statement or insult to say after another has said a sexually suggestive sentence.

Guy 1: Man, I can't my pencil. It's so small and wrinkly. Guy 2: Thats what she said.

29. (Thats What She Said) (33↑, 178↓)
is a very funny word to say when someone says almost anything \!\!\!

Example: person 1: i did not get the basket ball all thw way to the rim it was not long enough person 2: it's not long enough "thats what she said"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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